S-YXG50 MIDI Sounds

it's time to judge

the ugly sweater contest

line up on both sides

winners get presents

what made you buy

all these ugly sweaters?

yours is made of cashmere

mine's made of leather

let's see who won

the ugly sweater contest

polyester santa

a reindeer dismembered

this one deserves

an honorable mention

topless missus Claus

worn by bottomless stripper

the downside of wearing

an ugly woolen sweater

scratchy red breasts

irritated nipples

next year instead

a west t-shirt contest

i'll find a way

to make that seem festive

So that's where it went

(I have no idea what I'm doing)

There's no time for explanations! Just pick the mp3!