350th 2HourTrackSundays Event (2HTS350)
Outline
The participants have two hours to make a song and additional 15 minutes are granted for mastering and uploading. The chat happens on Discord. Here is this week's theme video:
Rules
You will have 1 hour to complete your song and 10 minutes to finish it up. You will then have an additional 10 minutes to upload your song. At 6 PST/9 EST you may begin your mixing, please have your files uploaded by 7:20 PST/10:20 EST. Join us for discussion on Discord!
Entries (16)
A weird industrial rap song about things you put on toast, specifically avocado lol.
Lyrics:
Yo this is for all the foodies out there, that are absolutely nuts about toast!
Sliced Bread
Butter Spread
Want some cheese?
Get it Shred.
Touch of Salt
Add that malt.
Hows the Salmon?
Hmm, quite Small.
Need that green.
Meat so lean.
Avacado
Heinz Baked Beans.
Bag of Chips
Tub of Dips
Accompany
The toasted strips
Taste so good
As it should
Its flavour
Course it would
Lunch is done
Weighs a tonne
All sliced and
A bit of fun.
Serve it up
With a cup
Brewed tea?
Hey whats up?
Tomato
Feta Cheese
Very juicy
Easy please.
Nothing wrong
With a song
Based on toast
Dance along.
Its so weird
Lets say cheers
To all foodies
Chug that beer.
All Im saying
Have some fun.
No more playing
Get it done
Why you ask?
Smashed avocado has just begun.
Who would have thought it eh, that I would be making a song about avocado on toast. I mean, I dont personally enjoy it, but some people out there, are crazy for it. I mean, avocado is where guacamole comes from. Its like the spice of life. Anyways, lets take this for a spin.
Its smashed avocado.
Its avocado on toast
Its smashed avocado.
Its avocado on toast
Its smashed avocado.
Its avocado on toast
Its smashed avocado.
Its avocado on toast
Its smashed avocado.
Its avocado on toast
Its smashed avocado.
Its avocado on toast
BBC Symphony Orchestra test. Free and nice.
Took a bite and my wallet disappeared.
I hate it here.
When did they require the toast by law?
Look around, and they're nowhere to be found.
Don't make a sound.
Don't act like you've seen what you just saw.
Avocado toast, ev'ry day and night
Won't you take a bite?
Don't worry about their teeth so green.
Are you sure about turning the toast down?
Acting like a clown.
Avocado teeth? What do you mean?
Mandate the trash that costs them cash,
Then blame them when the markets crash.
A foolproof plan for all our woes.
There is no way they'll seize the day
And push our will out of their way!
We'll always sink to newer lows!
Let them eat their fucking toast
That we assume they eat the most,
Then pull the rug from underneath!
Take away all else they want
And give them nothing they can flaunt,
Except their avocado teeth!
Wait, what do you mean none of them actually fucking eat that?
NA = 6.02214076023 mol−1
Happy Sunday