Spliced up a Jazz record and set it to a nice steady but funky house groove. Have fun!

Each day more hair falls from your head,

receding back into the follicle bed,

and now we see a sheen, a glare,

but here is why you shouldnt care...

Youve got so many choices,

Do not listen to the voices,

Red or blonde, blue or pink,

Oh who cares what they may think.

Wigs, we are your new best friends,

For when youve got no more split ends.

You've got so many choices,

You've got so many choices,

You've got so many choices,

You've got so many choices.

Genesis, let's go!

jfc what is this

Cheap wigs are made of twigs

Who am I to diss a tree

Ive traveled the world and the seven seas

Everybodys showing off toupees

Some of them look like catgirls

Some of them look like Sephiroth

Some of them want to control you

Cause theyre aliens feeding on your brains

Sweet wigs are made of hairs

Real strands from a kids real head

Ive smuggled a lot more than one hundred

Everybodys looking for children

Hold your head up

Keep your head up

Hold your head up

Keep your head up

Hold your head up

Keep your head up

Hold your head up

Keep your fucking head up dammit

Some of them look like trumps head

Some of them look like trumps butt hair

Some look like Owen Wilson 

Mix it with trump you get Boris Johnson

Enough with wigs alright

I need to talk of childrens rights

Ive made it sound like that would be okay

But its quite sick to want to touch kids hair 

Sweet wigs are made of kids

Who am I to disagree

Ive traveled the world and the seven seas

Everybodys looking for children  

then shutup