Bonk - A Fan Story

A 'lil 12 bar blues for ya.

So, strings and shit, eh?

FUCK SHIT DAMN OUTTA TIME FUCK!

The man with the "FREE CANDY!" van does NOT have candy! RUN KIDDIES RUN RUN RUN!

So if anyone wants to add geetarz I'lls provide vocalz.

Chorus
She's a killer, yeah yeah
She's a killer, woah woah
She's a killer, we'll never know why
She's a killer, and she'll stab you in your sleep

V1
You take her home and she's real nice.
You make sweet love and she's real good.
You make her sweat and she's feelin' it now.
You see the knife, she's makin' her move.
You try to scream and she slides the blade across your neck.

Now you're just another notch on her belt of fools.

Chorus

You got to close and she melted your wings.
You imbescile, she slit your throat.
Your blood ran out, she's scarlet woman.
You heard the stories and didn't heed them.


Now you're just another notch on her belt of fools.

Chorus

Those familiar with common tone will love this entry. :3
Anywho you're .

Suddenly, a DINGO appears.
Suddenly, the DINGO KILLS YOU! :O

BAD END.

This would be sort of a loop of music that I'd have playing as the credits roll for a game. Most likely an RPG.

Umm so Batman is watching Mel Torme perform in Las Vegas when suddenly... THE RIDDLER AND HIS DEMENTED SOMETHINGS TAKE OVER THE STAGE!

The Final Mission, wilst j00 succeedeth or die?

Game: The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Song: Agitha's Castle Theme
Requested by: The Mac Attack
Duration: 1:36

Special thanks to diotrans for voice overs. I had a lot of fun making this. I wanted to add some original material to it, but when I did, it just sounded out of place. I really like what I did with it though. Hope you guys like it as well.

The battle is now.
It's time to overcome your fears.
You've fought hordes of foes,
used millions of potions
and even a few phoenix downs.

It's time to face him.
It's time to end him.
It's time to fuck up his shit!
It's time to kick him in the face!
It's time to make him wish that his sins were forgiven.
But they're not.
They're not!
THEY'RE NOT!
And you're his worst nightmare.

It's time to face him!
It's time to end him!
THIS TORMENT, IT ENDS NOW!

The battle is now.
It's time to face your fears.
You've slain millions.
You've saved billions.
You've even spent trillions.

It's time to face him.
It's time to end him.
It's time to fuck up his shit!
It's time to kick him in the face!
It's time to make him wish that his sins were forgiven.
They're not.
They're not!
THEY'RE NOT!

END HIM NOW!

It came from the fifties DOOOOOOOOM!!!

I checked my e-mail one day.
I found one with a most curious subject.
It read, "I am Nigerian Prince and I need help."
I was purplexed, so I opened it
and this is what it read.

I am Nigerian Prince!
I got some money you might like.
I'll transfer it to your bank.
Just gimme all your...
bank information if you want it now.
I'm a phisher baby, all your money's mine!

MURNKGOGOIMPROVMURNKMURNK

I am Nigerian Prince!
I got some money you might like.
I'll transfer it to your bank.
Just gimme all your...
bank information if you want it now.
I'm a phisher baby, all your money's mine!

MURNKMURNKGOGOGOIMPROVX2


THIS SONG IS ABOUT AS CATCHY AS UMMM lolwut?

You have entered a great library of a past civilization. Here you've found records of everything from who was cheating upon who in the world of politicians to the state of the poor serfs who lived in shanty houses. You've found schematics of their greatest monuments, maps to their greatest treasures and diagrams of their favorite sex positions. This library is a gold mine of information that you could glean great wealth from.

Suddenly, a cool wind blows and comes a sound that you remember your friends making while sitting around the campfire telling ghost stories. You see an apparition take shape. It notices you. Your blood curdles. You scream and run for your life. It chases after you, cursing you in an ancient tongue, long forgotten. A glimmer of light leads you towards the exit, where you view the large stone doors closing. You struggle to run faster while the wraith behind you screeches. You topple through the doorway, drop your hat and retrieve it just before the doorway closes and the library sinks into the ground, forever lost to you and your people.

You have faced the ghosts of the past.

I'd really like a cold beer right about now.

Kind of blue about the rain, eh?

erm

The wolf finds an intruder in his forest. A bumbling hunter who forgot his gun. Will the hunter make it out alive or will the wolf find his mark?

This future street sweeper is tired of pickin' up yer shite! He's gonna bust a cap and roll some heads!

Erm well... The clinking in the background is symbolizing the blacksmith working on the sword. Then the whole discordant tritone things are symbolizing the destruction the sword creates. *hides*

<3 dBlue Glitch

I'm a mannequin
I stand behind windexed glass
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past

Are you comin' or are you goin'
To my store, it's on this floor.
From tupperware to sex toys
It's all inside, come and get it.

Pots and pans, very shiny things
hearing aids, butt plugs
chinese fans, wedding rings
lemonaid, ugly uggz

I'm a mannequin
I stand behind windexed glass
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past
Watchin' as the people go past

Are you comin' or are you goin'
To my store, it's on this floor.
Get your comic books, your telephones
your health insurance, your latex
While I'm Watchin' as the people go past.
Just uh Watchin' as the people go past
uh Watchin' as the people go past

Go past
Go past
Go past
Go past

I'm a mannequin

o.o

I made the drum beats pretty much first, then the bass using the bass that invisible observer showed me one night. Then using "Magic" (the name of the preset) I did the backing chords. There's not really a melody as it's more backing music than anything. Anyways, here's the lyrics that are pretty much read.

By 2064 humanity had colonized the moon. By 2078 humanity had colonized Mars. It was a great boon for humanity, people lived in the lap of luxury, for the most part. One day, the poor banded together to take the riches from the rich and attempted to destroy all who opposed them. The rich, not wanting to part from their money devised a dastardly scheme. If they couldn't have their money, no one could. They destroyed the sun. Humanity's paradigm was over in a matter of moments. Thrust into an icy abyss, humanity is mostly extinct with the exception of a few mangy scavengers who live off the death of others.

They destroyed the sun.

First thing I did was to make a one bar bass line using the 3x Osc. I sat there thinking, well what can I do to expand upon this... I KNOW! Twelve Bar Blues Pattern! (Basically four bars of the one chord, two of the four, two of the one, one bar of the five chord, one bar of the four chord, two bars of the one chord and repeat) This forms the chord progression of my entire song. Essentially it goes Dm, Dm, Dm, Dm, G, G, Dm, Dm, Am, G, Dm, Dm, repeat (m meaning minor). Then I added the chord comping by a rhodes like song. Then used the new Drumaxx to do the drums. I then added the default PoiZone wrapper to arp the chord progression as it went along. I then copy pasted twelve bars until I had about 2 1/2 minutes worth of accompaniment. I then added the PoiZone LED BandPass Brass ToTc as an instrument into the mix. I set the record function to record me improvising as the accompaniment played. I then moved everything over by four bars, put four of the bass lines in Dm at the beginning, copied the drum recording, sliced the first four bars, deleted the rest of the copy and placed that under the bass. I had to do a bit of automation recording there because the bass sounded better if I had its volume down a bit in the beginning. I have some effects on things like compression (on the drums), reverb on the melody synth (2nd PoiZone) and reverb on the drums. I had a lot of fun making this, so I hope you guys have fun listening to it.

It's cold outside
and I want
to staaayy in

but I can't
I've got to
retrieve the chalice

It's guarded by
some reaally
evil monsters

At my side my
trusty companions
slay demons

for if we fail
the whole world
will give in

blizzards or monsters
we must
carry on

we may be
doomed but we'll
give it our all

So pick up your axe
slay some demons
kiick aasss

Oh no we have
encountered a
yeetiiii

It smells like
crap but we
defeat it

It's cold outside
and I want
to staaayy in

It's cold outside
and I want
to staaayy in

Explicit Lyrics!!!!! Kleptomania? What's that? I dunno, maybe, maybe, I'M A THEIF! I stole the Eiffel Tower, bitches! o.o

Err... You're a badass who's gonna go down to the shop and kick some fuckin' bitches in the ass?

You've encountered a broodmother and an archdemon. Do you fight or do you flee?

Imagine a big fire with people dancing around it to this.