Everyone's on board, ready to set off on an adventure. With you, the adventurer. Meeting these people for the first time. BECAUSE IT'S CONVENIENT FOR THE PLOT THAT'S WHY.

There's a cave, and fire, and dwarves. What else do you want?

STOP BEING ALL UP ONS ME ABOUT THE COMPO NUMBER

ugh

The road is flat, straight, and empty. So is your car, as you're driving alone. Time to jam.

You've beaten all the minions, slayed all the foes, etc etc. Whatever, this is the big guy now, and OBVIOUSLY the only reason he sent all his lesser comrades after you was to prepare you for this encounter. So it's fair. Of course.

*instakills half your party*

fuck.

You're nearing the final boss, there's just half a dozen minibosses to get through first.

There's no way around it, something important is in the library and you're going to have to play your way through it, even though the entire area looks like it was just copied and pasted 400,000 times. Maybe you'll find some porn, that might just make it worth it.

Two armies approach with deadly force.

He approaches his throne, the heads of hundreds slain along his path. There is only one leader, only one throne, only one New York Times Sunday Crossword, and one major dump to take.

With new allies come hordes of easily-dispatched enemies. Fight onward, towards the castle!

You have defeated the evil corporation, the dragon, the mage, the 5-dollar footlong, a few innocent bystanders and several thousand woodland creatures, and made some new friends along the way. Despite what you've all been through, for some reason you're all going to different places and probably will never meet again.







Until the sequel.

fjhkhkjdasd LET ME UPLOAD DAMNIT

Because falling rocks == adventure.

Disclaimer: Contains FF4 PSF samples.

Resurrect your party at this temple. Cost: 100G per KO'd party member.

Overcompressed it without saving an undo file :(

In space, all you can hear is UNTS.

It's cold, the air is thin, and there's an extremely valuable artifact somewhere up here.

+2 to salvage (Dumpsters only)

In a world where the only forces are good, evil, and gravity, one man must find a way through infinite fields of time, space, and rock.

Ran out of time.

This turned out more like "the party you were invited to but couldn't make it to".

I made a damn TF2 video isn't that enough for one day

My drums suck.

No time for description.

I didn't finish.

Bored during a nine-day communications blackout, the first expedition to Mars decides to do a little exploring.

You open the second door.

A rush of multicoloured light floods your vision. It gets brighter until suddenly it is dark. You feel something rough on your face and are surrounded by an earthy odor. You get up and brush yourself off, seeing a dark, impenetrable forest.

You turn around.

Before you is a lush plain, dotted in the distance with farms, castles, and beautiful monsters waiting to be rescued from ravenous princesses. Behold this land, for it is the setting you have chosen, and embark on 256 pages (well, 254 now) of nail-biting decision-making.

To venture into the forest, turn to page 91.

To head out onto the plains, turn to page 65.

To completely ruin the story, turn to page 7.