so you spent 43 weeks playing this game, right? and you were good at it. great, even. by the end, your avatar was so powerful that you were leading all the raids, getting all the best drops, and the bitches. OH, the bitches.
But you've hit the top now and there's nowhere to look but down, and it's not a pretty sight. You could start all over again, sure, but in the end, that'd be little more than an echo of the greatness you have achieved.
You've hit the cap, the level cap
It's about this time that you realise that you haven't stepped outside in months. The smell emanating from your shirt can only be described as ghastly.
You figure you could shower, but for another hour you'll just keep going. Those monsters wont kill themselves, right?
You've hit the cap, the level cap,
But just as you stand to get something real achieved in your life for once, you notice that the expansion has been released.
New areas it boasts, new monsters and items to plunder! A brand new experience!
Being the person you are, you can't help but whip out your credit card on the spot.
Forty nine ninety five, Forty nine ninety five
So once the download finishes, in minutes mind you, this isn't the dark ages, you install it and begin anew.
Oh look, a new race, you say. Wow.
Half naked night elf warrior princess
You're intrigued, but not so much that it will deter you from spending the next few weeks levelling up your overpowered mage.
Eighty is the new cap
Time flies, your crusty shirt dries, summer arrives, the sun errantly sending its warm, life-giving rays throughout the land. Of course, you don't notice. All you notice is that number. That one little number on your character stat sheet.
You'll never win
Just give in